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In the night, your heart is full,
and by the morning, empty.
I'm Kelly.
I'm
shamelessly self-indulgent,
curiously addictive,
and yet
utterly
indescribable.
I love the Fact Sphere<3 (almost as much as Wheatley)
I have an obvious love for trivia, even those with questionable content.
About the one about urine used in toothpaste: Romans also used urine to clean their clothing, since urine is a natural bleaching agent.
Therefore, they probably used urine in toothpaste to whiten their teeth.
Here are all the Recruitment Posters for all the Pokemon Organizations.
probably my favorite picture ever
Ahhh, Stephen Merchant is so adorable.
I want to help him pick out glasses and price them out while he makes funny comments the entire time.
I love how comforting Wheatley is when he has to inform you that you did, in fact, just jump.
He played Wheatley in Portal 2, which means I automatically love him.
He’s a perfect mix of charming and vaguely crude. Haha.
I’m watching his stand up show, which is pretty funny.
He wears glasses, and he’s talking about how in the middle of having sex, there’s a chance you might break your glasses.
Considering how frequently I fix broken glasses at work, this is making me slightly concerned.
Maybe I should consider disinfecting my hands whenever I finish fixing them…
I hate grid themes.
I used to think they were cool when I started tumblr, I’d ever seen anything like it before in the blogging world.
But now that I’m much better acquainted with tumblr, it just gets on my nerves.
It’s impossible to just scroll through tumblrs. The pictures are too small, so you end up opening fucking everything in new tabs just to see them in full size. And don’t get my started on text posts on grid themes.
To each their own, but whenever I take a close look at a tumblr, I usually go through several pages. It’s not exactly worth it if you’re making me go through hoops to take a look at your content.
But that’s just me.
“I’m just so sick of these young girls with diets. I remember when I was 13 and it was cool to pretend to have an eating disorder because there were rumors that Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie were anorexic. I thought it was crazy. I went home and told my mom, ‘Nobody’s eating bread—I just had to finish everyone’s burgers.’ I think it’s really important for girls to have people to look up to and to feel good about themselves.”
James’ wife, Anne-Marie Duff, calls him during an interview.HE IS SO CUTE. LOOK AT THAT FACE.
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